My Christmas present from God arrived just after my clock began counting the minutes of Christmas Day. It was a suggestion to use this article to compile the multitude of notes I made but never finished.

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Q: Why is Santa able to get into every house?

A: Because he gives, not takes.

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Accepting gifts is good if it matters to the giver to give.

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Read Romans 4 at least once a year.

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Every morning I am reminded of my frailty by the lack of teeth i my mouth.

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Are some people born evil?

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Is a sharp tongue someimes God inspired?

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When you try to treat everyone in a group the same way or nearly so you treat almost none of them properly.

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